Thursday, May 26, 2011

MTV Hits A New Moral And Entertainment Low


   From the genius minds behind the scenes at MTV comes the newest craptastic reality show featuring soulless shells of human beings, Electric Barbarellas.   The group has been described as "talentless", which is no surprise.   And it goes without saying, but I'll say it anyway, they are far less aesthetically pleasing than their predecessors, the Pussycat Dolls and the Spice Girls.
   The first hurdle to watching the show is surviving the theme song in the beginning.   The song, obviously sung by the Electric Barbarellas, touts that "nobody does it better".  

   The band features five members, one specially designed for each main demographic.

    Missy Marie, the alternative white chick with ink and attitude to boot!
Raven Elise, for those with a penchant for the Kardashians.
 Chelsea Costa, the stand-in, until they can find an Asian.
 Gynger Fluellen, the black chick. 
 Heather Naylor, the blonde Barbie doll ring leader.
 
   The atrocious music is, unfortunately, not the most offensive noise coming from these bimbos.  Every time they open their mouths, I pray that something completely retarded doesn't come out, but I am consistently disappointed.

   I can only assume that someone important at MTV is either doing a favor for a relative, or is making amends for sexual misconduct by agreeing to air this garbage.   Wow, this is crap!

 Episodes can be seen at mtv.com

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